Why do dinosaurs
have wrinkles in their knees?
They stayed
in the swimming pool too long. |
Why do dinosaurs
climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle. |
How can you
tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
Ask it
a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female. |
Why did the
dinosaur fall out of a palm tree?
A hippopotamus
pushed him out. |
Why do dinosaurs
have flat feet?
They don't
wear sneakers. |
How can you
tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle
will be parked outside. |
Why did the
dinosaur lie on his back in the water and stick his feet up?
So you
could tell he wasn't a bar of soap. |
Why do dinosaurs
wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs. |
What do you
know when you see three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing pink
sweatshirts?
You need
help. Whoever heard of three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing
pink sweatshirts? |
What's red
on the outside and green on the inside?
A dinosaur
wearing red pajamas. |
