Why does a
dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
To carry
his library card. |
First Man:
What's the difference between a lemon, a dinosaur and a tube of glue?
Second
Man: I give up.
First Man: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze a dinosaur.
Second
Man: What about the glue ?
First Man: That's where you get stuck. |
Why don't more
dinosaurs join the police force?
They can't
hide behind billboards. |
Why did the
dinosaur walk on two legs?
To give
the ants a chance. |
Why is it dangerous
to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
That's
when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees. |
Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To get
in his nest. |
What weighs
two pounds, is grey and flies?
A two
pound dinosaur bird. |
Why do dinosaurs
have long toenails on Friday?
Because
their manicurist doesn't come until Saturday. |
What did the
man say when he saw the dinosaurs coming down the path wearing sunglasses?
Nothing!
He didn't recognise them. |
Why don't dinosaurs
take ballet lessons?
They outgrew
their leotards. |
