What did the
maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?
Worm your way out of that one ! |
Why didn't
the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs ! |
What is worse
than finding a maggot in your apple ?
Finding half an apple ! |
How can you
tell which end of a worm is which ?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs ! |
How do you
make a glow worm happy ?
Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted ! |
What's a glow
worms favourite song ?
Wake me up before you glow glow ! |
Why was the
glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren't that bright ! |
What do you
get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?
Light ale ! |
What do you
get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?
A dirty kid ! |
What do worms
leave round their baths ?
The scum of the earth ! |
