What did the
maggot say to another ?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this ! |
What did the
woodworm say to the chair ?
It's been nice gnawing you ! |
What's yellow,
wiggles and is dangerous ?
A maggot with attitude ! |
How can you
tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?
it has a blue light ! |
Why are glow
worms good to carry in your bag ?
They can lighten your load ! |
What do you
get if you cross a glow worm with a python ?
A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death ! |
What is a worm's
favourite band ?
Mud ! |
Who is the
worm's Prime Minister ?
Maggot Thatcher ! |
When should
you stop for a glow worm ?
When he has a red light ! |
What is the
maggot army called ?
The Apple Corps ! |
