Moths
When will they learn that if a light is bright then it most likely isn't
the moon, and when its my head they're smacking into then they'll soon
meet a rolled up newpaper. |
Bees
Shouldn't someone tell them that they'll die if they sting you ? |
Daddy Long
Legs
I've a good idea, lets fly into a human, whose like a million times
bigger, until I annoy them so much that they swat me, then I'll keep
doing it until they swat me properly. |
Spiders
These are the bugs that find their way into your bath, and then sit
there. Why don't they get the idea that the bath is the last place they
should go explore |
Ants
So, they can carry ten times their own body weight. Millions of years
of evolution and they haven't worked out how to build a truck... |
Bluebottles
So why do they even bother to exist. Don't they realise that if they
insist on buzzing around people that any second they might have their
buzzing stopped forever |
Snails
Evolve an engine or longer legs or something please ! |
Worms
So you spend your live digging through dirt. Get a life. |
Wasps
While everyone runs a mile when they see one does it take hours
for them to work out how to get out of a room, even when you've opened
the window they're hovering right by. |
Caterpillars
Now that's some trick you do with the butterfly thing ! |
