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Stupid Insect Jokes

Moths
When will they learn that if a light is bright then it most likely isn't the moon, and when its my head they're smacking into then they'll soon meet a rolled up newpaper.
Bees
Shouldn't someone tell them that they'll die if they sting you ?
Daddy Long Legs
I've a good idea, lets fly into a human, whose like a million times bigger, until I annoy them so much that they swat me, then I'll keep doing it until they swat me properly.
Spiders
These are the bugs that find their way into your bath, and then sit there. Why don't they get the idea that the bath is the last place they should go explore
Ants
So, they can carry ten times their own body weight. Millions of years of evolution and they haven't worked out how to build a truck...
Bluebottles
So why do they even bother to exist. Don't they realise that if they insist on buzzing around people that any second they might have their buzzing stopped forever
Snails
Evolve an engine or longer legs or something please !
Worms
So you spend your live digging through dirt. Get a life.
Wasps
While everyone runs a mile when they see one does it take hours for them to work out how to get out of a room, even when you've opened the window they're hovering right by.
Caterpillars
Now that's some trick you do with the butterfly thing !


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Ant Jokes
Bee Jokes
Butterfly Jokes
Caterpillar Jokes
Centipede Jokes
Earwig Jokes
Flea Jokes
Fly Jokes
Grasshopper Jokes
Insect Jokes
Mosquito Jokes
Moth Jokes
Spider Jokes
Snail & Slug Jokes
Stupid Insects
Worm Jokes


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