What did the
spider say when he broke his new web ?
Darn it ! |
What happened
when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?
It became a daddy short legs ! |
What do you
get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it ! |
Why did the
spider buy a car ?
So he could take it out for a spin ! |
What does a
spider do when he gets angry ?
He goes up the wall ! |
Why are spiders
good swimmers ?
They have webbed feet ! |
What is red
and dangerous ?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly ! |
What did the
spider say to the fly ?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ? |
How do you
spot a modern spider ?
He doesn't have a web he had a website ! |
What are spiders
webs good for ?
Spiders ! |
