What do you
call a big irish spider ?
Paddy long legs ! |
What is a spiders
favourite TV show ?
The newly web game ! |
What do you
get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run
before it collapses ! |
What do you
call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
A spinning wheel ! |
What would
happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital ! |
What kind of
doctors are like spiders ?
Spin doctors ! |
Why are spiders
like tops ?
They are always spinning ! |
What has 8
legs and likes living in trees ?
Four anti road protesters ? |
What did the
wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late
?
Your spinning me a yarn here ! |
