What is the
difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs ?
School dinners come on a plate ! |
What did the
slug say as he slipped down the wall ?
How slime flies ! |
How do you
know your kitchen floor is dirty ?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"
! |
What did the
slug say to the other who had hit him and run off ?
I'll get you next slime ! |
What was the
snail doing on the highway ?
About one mile a day ! |
What is the
definition of a slug ?
A snail with a housing problem ! |
How do snails
get their shells so shiny ?
They use snail varnish ! |
Why is the
snail the strongest animal ?
Because he carries a house on his back ! |
What do you
do when two snails have a fight ?
Leave them to slug it out ! |
Where do you
find giant snails ?
At the end of giants fingers ! |
