What do you
get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?
The Masked-quito ! |
What has antlers
and sucks blood ?
A moose-quito ! |
Why did the
mosquito go to the dentist ?
To improve his bite ! |
What is a mosquito's
favourite sport ?
Skin-diving ! |
How do you
know if you have a tough mosquito ?
You slap him and he slaps you back ! |
What is the
difference between a mosquito and a fly ?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito ! |
What's the
difference between a lawyer and a mosquito ?
A mosquito drops off you when you die ! |
What is the
most religious insect ?
A mosque-ito ! |
What has 6
legs, bits and talks in code ?
A morese-quito ! |
Why are mosquitos
religious ?
They prey on you ! |
