How do we
know that insects are so clever ?
Because they always know when your eating outside ! |
What is green
and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree
and lands on you ?
A pool table ? |
What lives
in gum trees ?
Stick insects ! |
What happened
to the man who turned into an insect ?
He just beetled off ! |
What is the
insect's favourite game ?
Cricket ! |
What's an insects
best chat up line ?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken ! |
What has four
wheels and flies ?
A rubbish bin ! |
Where would
you put an injured insect ?
In an antbulance ! |
