How do you
keep flies out of the kitchen ?
Put a pile of manure in the living room ! |
What is the
difference between a fly and a bird ?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird ! |
Why did the
fly fly ?
Because the spider spied 'er ! |
Why did the
firefly keep stealing things ?
He was light fingered ! |
What goes "snap,
crackle and pop" ?
A firefly with a short circuit ! |
Which fly makes
films ?
Stephen Speilbug ! |
Why were the
flies playing football in saucer ?
They where playing for the cup ! |
How do fireflies
start a race ?
Ready steady glow ! |
If there are
5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football
player ?
The one in the sugar bowl ! |
What did one
firefly say to the other ?
Got to glow now ! |
