What do you
call a flea that lives in an idiots ear ?
A space invader ! |
What do you
get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny ! |
How do you
start an insect race ?
One, two, flea - go ! |
What is the
difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie ! |
What to you
call a Russian flea ?
A Moscow-ito ! |
How do you
find where a flea has bitten you ?
Start from scratch ! |
What is the
difference between fleas and dogs ?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs ! |
What did the
clean dog say to the insect ?
Long time no flea ! |
Who rode a
dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea ! |
What did the
idiot do to the flea in his ear ?
Shot it ! |
