Two fleas
where running across the top of a cereal packet ?
"Why are we running so fast ?" said one
Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" |
What did one
flea say to the other after a night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ? |
Why did the
stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater ?
To hide his flea collar ! |
What is a flea's
favourite book ?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy ! |
What is the
most faithful insect ?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them ! |
What insect
runs away from everything ?
A flee ! |
What is the
difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go ! |
What do you
call a cheerful flea ?
A hop-timist! |
What did the
romantic flea say ?
I love you aw-flea ! |
How to fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking ! |
