What goes
99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg ! |
Why was the
centipede dropped from the insect football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on ! |
What is worse
than an alligator with toothache ?
A centipede with athlete's foot ! |
What do you
get if you cross a centipede and a parrot ?
A walkie talkie ! |
What is worse
than a giraffe with a sore throat ?
A centipede with chilblains ! |
What has 50
legs but cant walk ?
Half a centipede ! |
What do you
call a guard with 100 legs ?
A sentrypede ! |
Why was the
centipede late ?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother
! |
What do you
get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army ! |
What did one
centipede say to the other centipede ?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've
got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got
a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....! |
