What do insects
learn at school ?
Mothmatics ! |
How do you
make a butterfly ?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife ! |
What insect
lives on nothing ?
A moth, because it eats holes |
What's pretty,
delicate and carries a sub machine gun ?
A killer butterfly ! |
What do you
get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe ! |
How do stones
stop moths eating your clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths ! |
What is a myth
?
A female moth ! |
Why did the
moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
He wanted to see the floor show ! |
What's the
biggest moth in the world ?
A mammoth ! |
Why was the
moth so unpopular ?
He kept picking holes in everything ! |
