What do you
call a greedy ant ?
An anteater ! |
What do you
call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Antteneye ! |
What kind of
ant is good at maths ?
An accountant ! |
What medicine
would you give an ill ant ?
Antibiotics ! |
Why did the
ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu ! |
What is worse
than ants in your pants ?
A bat in your bra ! |
What kind of
ant can you colour with ?
A crayant ! |
What games
to ants play with elephants ?
Squash ! |
What do you
call an ant who likes to be alone ?
An independant ! |
What do you
call an ant who can't play the piano ?
Discordant ! |
