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Ant Jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An antphibian !
Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant !
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
Your great-ant !
Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are full of antibodies!
What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An elephant !
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?
Ten ants !
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
An ant's mouth !
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path ?
To trip up the ants !

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