What do you
call an and with frogs legs ?
An antphibian ! |
Who is the
most famous French ant ?
Napoleant ! |
What do you
call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique ! |
What do you
call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
Your great-ant ! |
Why don't anteaters
get sick ?
Because they are full of antibodies! |
What is the
biggest ant in the world ?
An elephant ! |
| How come if
ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
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How many ants
are needed to fill an apartment ?
Ten ants ! |
What is smaller
than an ant's dinner ?
An ant's mouth ! |
Why did the
elephant put his trunk across the path ?
To trip up the ants ! |