A man climbed over
a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now! |
A summer visitor asked
the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered. |
Cow: Why don't you
shoo those flies?
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot! |
Did you hear about
the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them! |
Did you hear about the
snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest! |
Did you hear that Canada
sold the U.S. a large herd of bison?
Did Canada send the U.S. a buffalo bill? |
Did you know that I'm
a dairy maid at a chocolate factory?
That's strange. What do you do?
I milk chocolates! |
Does running out of
a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare! |
How did cows feel when
the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed! |
How did that bullfight
come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up! |
