What do you get from
a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit! |
What do you get from
a forgetful cow?
Milk of amnesia! |
What do you get from
a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk! |
What do you get from
an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk! |
What do you get from
pampered cows?
Spoiled milk! |
What do you get if
you cross a cow and a threshing machine?
A lawn mooer! |
What do you get if
you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo! |
What do you get if
you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood! |
What do you get if
you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato! |
What do you get if
you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin! |
