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Cow Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit!
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of amnesia!
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk!
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk!
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk!
What do you get if you cross a cow and a threshing machine?
A lawn mooer!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato!
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin!

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