What do you call a cow
that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow! |
What do you call a cow
that's just had a baby?
De-calfinated! |
What do you call a cow
who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er. |
What do you call a herd
of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group. |
What do you call cattle
with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock. |
What do you call explosive
cow vomit?
A cud missle! |
What do you call it
when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars. |
What do you call it
when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out! |
What do you get from
a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream! |
What do you get from
a cow with a split personality?
Half and half! |
