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Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow!
What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
De-calfinated!
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle!
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream!
What do you get from a cow with a split personality?
Half and half!

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