What do you call a
cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure. |
What do you call a
cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician! |
What do you call a
cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter! |
What do you call a
cow with no front legs?
Lean Beef |
What do you call a
cow with no legs at all?
Ground beef |
What do you call a
group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world! |
What do you call a
sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer. |
What do you call a
sleeping steer?
A bull dozer! |
What do you call a
tired cow?
Milked out! |
What do you call a cow
that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud! |
