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Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician!
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter!
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
Ground beef
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sleeping steer?
A bull dozer!
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!

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