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Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic!
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper!
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?
Moo moos
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger!
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef!
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef

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