What do cows get when
they do all their chores?
Mooney. |
What do cows like to
do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster. |
What do cows like to
listen to?
Moo-sic! |
What do cows read at
the breakfast table?
The moospaper! |
What do cows sing at
their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo |
What do cows usually
fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons. |
What do cows wear when
they're vacationing in Hawaii?
Moo moos |
What do you call a
bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger! |
What do you call a
bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef! |
What do you call a
cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef |
