What band is a cow
favorite?
Moody Blues |
What country do cows
love to visit?
Moo Zealand! |
What did one dairy
cow say to another?
Got milk? |
What did the calf say
to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?" |
What did the cow wear
to the football game?
A Jersey. |
What did the mooron
say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!" |
What do cows call Frank
Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes! |
What do cows do for
entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies. |
What do cows do when
they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake! |
What do cows get when
they are sick?
Hay Fever |
