I've just discovered
a method for making wool out of milk!
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish? |
Pa's being chased by
a bull!
Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
Get me some film for my camera! |
Teacher: Name five
things that contain milk.
Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows! |
That bull you sold
me is a lazy good-for-nothing!
I told you he was a bum steer! |
That tornado damage
your cow barn any?
Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet! |
Two cows were out in
a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!"
"Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same
thing!" |
What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on! |
What animals do you
bring to bed?
Your calves. |
What are cows favorite
party games?
MOO-sical chairs! |
What are the spots
on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines |
