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Cow Jokes

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Pa's being chased by a bull!
Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
Get me some film for my camera!
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!
I told you he was a bum steer!
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!"
"Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"
What advice to cows give?
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs!
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines

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