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Cow Jokes

If a bull is chasing you, what steps should you take?
The longest ones I could!
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half!
If you crossed a cow with an insect, what would you get?
A moosquito!
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
Milk and quackers!
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you!
If you see a whole field of cows, what's a fast way to figure out how many cattle there are?
Count the hooves and divide by four!
In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York!
Is there big money in the cattle business?
So I've herd!

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