If a bull is chasing
you, what steps should you take?
The longest ones I could! |
If you crossed a cow
with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half! |
If you crossed a cow
with an insect, what would you get?
A moosquito! |
If you crossed a cow
with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!" |
If you crossed two
cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
Milk and quackers! |
If you had a gun and
you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot
first?
The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull! |
If you make a cow angry,
how will she get even?
She'll cream you! |
If you see a whole
field of cows, what's a fast way to figure out how many cattle there are?
Count the hooves and divide by four! |
In what state will
you find the most cows?
Moo York! |
Is there big money
in the cattle business?
So I've herd! |
