Why does a milking
stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder. |
Why doesn't Sweden export
it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm! |
Why don't cows ever
have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry! |
Why don't the people
in Sweden export cattle?
They like to keep their Stockholm! |
Why is a barn so noisy?
All the cows have horns. |
Why is the barn always
so noisy?
All the cows have horns! |
Why was he woman arrested
on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling! |
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd! |
Why was the calf so
snobby?
He thought he was a cutlet above the rest! |
Why wouldn't anyone
play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully! |
