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Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why don't the people in Sweden export cattle?
They like to keep their Stockholm!
Why is a barn so noisy?
All the cows have horns.
Why is the barn always so noisy?
All the cows have horns!
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
Why was the calf so snobby?
He thought he was a cutlet above the rest!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!

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