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Cow Jokes

Why did the cow yawn when she got up?
It was just an udder day!
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Why did the farmer but brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
He wanted rich milk.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Why did the mooron give the bull a credit card?
He wanted to see him charge!
Why did the mooron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Because her horn doesn't work!

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