Why did the cow yawn
when she got up?
It was just an udder day! |
Why did the farmer
feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk! |
Why did the farmer
fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go! |
Why did the farmer but
brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef! |
Why did the farmer feed
his cow money?
He wanted rich milk. |
Why did the farmer put
his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed! |
Why did the mooron
give the bull a credit card?
He wanted to see him charge! |
Why did the mooron
give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay! |
Why do cows think cooks
are mean?
They whip cream! |
Why does a cow wear
a bell?
Because her horn doesn't work! |
