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Cow Jokes

Why are lawyers like dairy farmers?
The milk you for all that you've got!
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
He's got no beef.
Why can't you shock cows?
They've herd it all.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized!
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Why did the chef watch the lazy cow?
He liked to see meat loaf.
Why did the cow cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why did the cow go to the doctors?
Because she was udderly exhausted!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!

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