Why are lawyers like
dairy farmers?
The milk you for all that you've got! |
Why can't the bankrupt
cowboy complain?
He's got no beef. |
Why can't you shock
cows?
They've herd it all. |
Why couldn't the cow
leave the farm?
She was pasteurized! |
Why did Bossy slug
Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher! |
Why did Bossy tell
the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded! |
Why did the chef watch
the lazy cow?
He liked to see meat loaf. |
Why did the cow cross
the road?
It was the chicken's day off! |
Why did the cow go to
the doctors?
Because she was udderly exhausted! |
Why did the cow jump
over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way! |
