Where do cows go on
dates?
To the moovies! |
Where do cows go on
their space vacation?
The moooooon! |
Where do cows like
to live?
St. Moo-is, Moo-ssouri, and Moo Jersey. |
Where do cows like
to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose. |
Where do Danish cows
come from?
Cowpenhagenf |
Where do milk shakes
come from?
Nervous cows! |
Where do Russian cows
come from?
Moscow! |
Where do steers go
to dance?
To the Meat Ball! |
Where does a cow stop
to drink?
The milky way! |
Why are cpws made for
dancing?
They're all born hoofers! |