What's a moo hoo for
a young calf?
A new moo! |
What's a moo hoo for
grazing school?
Grass class! |
What's a moo hoo for
the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud! |
What's another name
for a cowhand?
Hamburger helper! |
When a bull wants to
listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones! |
When is a farmer like
a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture. |
When was beef the highest?
When the cow jumped over the moon! |
Where did the bull
carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case! |
Where did the mooron
take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria! |
Where do cows go on
dates?
The moo-vies! |
