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Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
A new moo!
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class!
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud!
What's another name for a cowhand?
Hamburger helper!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones!
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
When was beef the highest?
When the cow jumped over the moon!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case!
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria!
Where do cows go on dates?
The moo-vies!

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