What's a cow's favorite
moosical note?
Beef-flat! |
What's a moo hoo for
a baby cow's giggle?
A calf laugh! |
What's a moo hoo for
a bull's haircut?
A steer shear! |
What's a moo hoo for
a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd! |
What's a moo hoo for
a cattle dinner?
Cow chow! |
What's a moo hoo for
a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy! |
What's a moo hoo for
a cow's cud?
A moo chew! |
What's a moo hoo for
a darling bull?
A dear steer! |
What's a moo hoo for
a stuffed steer?
A full bull! |
What's a moo hoo for
a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull! |
