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Cow Jokes

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
What's a moo hoo for a baby cow's giggle?
A calf laugh!
What's a moo hoo for a bull's haircut?
A steer shear!
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow!
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy!
What's a moo hoo for a cow's cud?
A moo chew!
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer!
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull!
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull!

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