What is a moo hoo for
a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round! |
What is a moo hoo for
a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer! |
What is a moo hoo for
a sheepish steer?
A woolly bully! |
What is a moo hoo for
steak that came late?
Filet delay! |
What is a moo hoo for
the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail! |
What is the daffynition
of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride! |
What is the daffynition
of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"! |
What is the golden rule
for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you! |
What is the most important
use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together. |
What kind of bulls
giggle?
Laughingstock! |
