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Cow Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank!
What goes oo ooo oooo?
A cow with no lips.
What hair style is a calf s favorite?
The cowlick!
What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's herd.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos!
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards!
What is a calf after it is six months old?
Seven months old!
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle!

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