What gives milk and
has a horn?
A milk tank! |
What goes oo ooo oooo?
A cow with no lips. |
What hair style is
a calf s favorite?
The cowlick! |
What happened to the
lost cattle?
Nobody's herd. |
What happens when a
cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache. |
What happens when the
cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos! |
What has four legs
and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards! |
What is a calf after
it is six months old?
Seven months old! |
What is a cow's favorite
lunch meat?
Bullogna |
What is a moo hoo for
a cow fight?
A cattle battle! |
