What do you get if
you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef! |
What do you get if
you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla! |
What do you get when
you cross a cow with a kangaroo?
A kangamoo! |
What do you get when
you cross a rooster and a cow?
Cockadoodlemoo! |
What do you use this
rope for?
I use it to catch cattle.
Oh really? What do you use for bait? |
What does a cow like
to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows! |
What does a cow ride
when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle! |
What does an invisible
man drink?
Evaporated milk! |
What famous painting
do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa! |
What game do little
cows like to play?
Moonopoly. |
