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Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef!
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?
A kangamoo!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow?
Cockadoodlemoo!
What do you use this rope for?
I use it to catch cattle.
Oh really? What do you use for bait?
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows!
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
What does an invisible man drink?
Evaporated milk!
What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa!
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.

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