How did the calf s
final exam turn out?
Grade A! |
How did the cow feel
when she couldn't give any milk?
Like an udder failure! |
How did the farmer find
his lost cow?
He tractor down |
How do bulls drive
their cars?
They steer them! |
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick. |
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator! |
How to you know that
cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight. |
I broke three wild
bulls this morning.
How careless of you! |
I can't decide whether
to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.
Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?
I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle! |
I hear you take milk
baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower! |
