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Cow Jokes

How did the calf s final exam turn out?
Grade A!
How did the cow feel when she couldn't give any milk?
Like an udder failure!
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them!
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
I broke three wild bulls this morning.
How careless of you!
I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.
Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?
I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!

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