What do you
call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo cluck ! |
What happened
to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death ! |
What do you
get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down ! |
Why don't
chickens like people ?
They beat eggs ! |
Why did the
rooster run away ?
He was chicken ! |
What do chickens
grow on ?
Eggplants ! |
Why is it
easy for chicks to talk ?
Because talk is cheep ! |
What happens
when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs ! |
What happened
when the chicken ate cement ?
She laid a sidewalk ! |
What did the
chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
She kicked the bucket ! |
