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Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
He wanted to lay it on the line !
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics !
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !
Is chicken soup good for your health ?
Not if you're the chicken !
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
Coop-cakes !
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
An eggroll !
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
The bombshell !
Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
Fry-day !
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
It eggs-plodes !

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