Why did the
chicken cross the road half way ?
He wanted to lay it on the line ! |
What do chicken
families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics ! |
What did one
chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" |
Why did the
chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be ! |
Is chicken
soup good for your health ?
Not if you're the chicken ! |
What do chickens
serve at birthday parties ?
Coop-cakes ! |
What do you
get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
An eggroll ! |
What do you
call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
The bombshell ! |
Which day of
the week do chickens hate most ?
Fry-day ! |
What happens
when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
It eggs-plodes ! |
