Why did the
cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side ! |
Why did the
chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken ! |
Why did the
chicken cross the "net" ?
It wanted to get to the other site ! |
What do you
call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck ! |
What does an
alarm cluck say ?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !" |
Why does a
chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan! |
How long do
chickens work ?
Around the cluck ! |
Why did the
chicken cross the road ?
To prove to the possum that it could be done ! |
Why did the
chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck ! |
Why did the
cow cross the road ?
To go to the moooooovies ! |
