Why did the
chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side |
Why did the
rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something |
Why did the
chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls |
Why did the
turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken |
Why did the
chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser |
Why didn't
the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts |
Why did the
chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide |
Why did the
dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet |
Why did the
turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station |
Why did the
horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off |
