Why did the
cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?
Because
it turns "ice" into "mice" ! |
When the cat's
away.....?
The house
smells better ! |
Why was the
cat so small ?
Because it only ate condensed milk ! |
Why did the
cat cross the road ?
It was the chicken's day off ! |
What works
in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?
An acrocat ! |
What do you
call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in boots ! |
What does
a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A purrfect meal ! |
What is another
way to describe a cat ?
A heat seeking missile ! |
What did the
cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath ! |
Why are cars
longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning
! |
