What looks
like half a cat ?
The other
half ! |
What happened
when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had
mittens ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot ! |
How do cats
eat spaghetti ?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! |
What is a
French cat's favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse ! |
What do cat
actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby ! |
What did the
cat say when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw ! |
How do you
know if you cat's got a bad cold ?
He has cat-arrh ! |
How do you
know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night ! |
