Why is a crazy
marmalade cat like a biscuit ?
They are
both ginger nuts ! |
What do you
call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?
A duck
filled fatty puss ! |
What kind
of cat should you take into the desert ?
A first aid kitty ! |
Why do cats
chase birds ?
For a lark ! |
What do cats
read in the morning ?
Mewspapers ! |
On what should
you mount a statue of your cat ?
A caterpillar ! |
How is a cat
laying down like a coin ?
Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other ! |
What cat purrs
more than any other ?
Purrsians ! |
How do you
spell mousetrap in just three letters ?
C-A-T ! |
What do you
get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A Peking Tom ! |
