What do you
do with a blue Burmese ?
Try and
cheer it up a bit ! |
What is the
cat's favourite TV show ?
The evening
mews ! |
What's worse
than raining cats and dogs ?
Hailing taxi cabs ! |
How is cat
food sold ?
Usually purr can ! |
What noise
does a cat make going down the highway ?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! |
What do you
get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded tweet ! |
What's the
unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cat with a tree ?
A cat-a-logue ! |
What do you
call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
An octopuss ! |
Why did the
cat join the Red Cross ?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit ! |
