What do you
give a sick bird ?
Tweetment ! |
What bird tastes
just like butter ?
A stork ! |
What's another
name for a clever duck ?
A wise quacker ! |
What do owls
sing when it is raining ?
'Too wet to woo' ! |
What is a polygon
?
A dead parrot ! |
What flies
through the jungle singing opera ?
The parrots of Penzance ! |
What kind of
bird opens doors ?
A kiwi ! |
What do baby
swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes ! |
What is a
duck's favorite TV show ?
The feather forecast ! |
What do you
get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off ! |
