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Bird Jokes

What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment !
What bird tastes just like butter ?
A stork !
What's another name for a clever duck ?
A wise quacker !
What do owls sing when it is raining ?
'Too wet to woo' !
What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot !
What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
The parrots of Penzance !
What kind of bird opens doors ?
A kiwi !
What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
The feather forecast !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off !

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