What birds
spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey ! |
What do you
call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger ! |
When is the
best time to buy budgies ?
When they're going cheap ! |
How do you
get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed ! |
Why is a sofa
like a roast chicken ?
Because they're both full of stuffing ! |
What do you
call a very rude bird ?
A mockingbird ! |
Where do birds
meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe ! |
How does a
bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
With it's sparrowchute ! |
What is green
and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood Pickle ! |
What do you
call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play ! |
