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Bird Jokes

Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin !
What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !
Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers !
What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English !
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
A firequaker !
What is a parrot's favorite game ?
Hide and Speak !
What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw !
What do parrots eat ?
Polyfilla !

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