Which bird
is always out of breath ?
A puffin ! |
What's got
six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows ! |
Why did the
owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er ! |
What do you
call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers ! |
What language
do birds speak ?
Pigeon English ! |
How do you
get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic ! |
What do you
get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
A firequaker ! |
What is a parrot's
favorite game ?
Hide and Speak ! |
What do you
call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw ! |
What do parrots
eat ?
Polyfilla ! |
