What do you
call a bird that lives underground ?
A mynah bird ! |
How do you
know that owls are cleverer than chickens ?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl ! |
Which birds
steal soap from the bath ?
Robber ducks ! |
Where do birds
invest their money ?
In the stork market ! |
Where do blind
sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter ! |
What do you
get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code ! |
What happens
when ducks fly upside down ?
They quack up ! |
What happened
when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn't give a hoot ! |
What do you
get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message ! |
What do you
get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
A great walkie-talkie ! |
