On which day
do lions eat people ?
Chewsday ! |
Why did the
lion feel sick after he'd eaten the priest ?
Because it's hard to keep a good man down ! |
What did the
lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter ?
'Stop playing with your food.' |
What do you
call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?
A dandy lion ! |
What happens
when a lion runs into an express train at the station ?
It's the end of the lion ! |
Why do you
never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' station ! |
What do you
call a show full of lions ?
The mane event ! |
How does a
leopard change its spots ?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another ! |
What happened
to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat ! |
Why was the
lion-tamer fined ?
He parked on a yellow lion ! |
