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Big Cat Jokes

What do tigers sing at Christmas ?
'Jungle bells, jungle bells ...'

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?
The tiger lily !

What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister ?
An aunt-eater !

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?
'Claws.'

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ?
A stri-ped !

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