What flies
around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth ! |
What does the
lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.' |
Why is the
desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ?
Because he has sandy claws ! |
What did the
lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' |
What is lion's
favorite food ?
Baked beings ! |
What do tigers
wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas ! |
What does a
lion brush his mane with ?
A catacomb ! |
What happened
when the lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny ! |
What's striped
and bouncy ?
A tiger on a pogo stick ! |
How can you
get a set of teeth put in for free ?
Smack a lion ! |
